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What If Young Adult Books But Fast Food?

by - May 17, 2018

Welcome to a post I thought up while washing some pots. I feel like I should be explaining my reasoning behind making this post here but my only thoughts are... um idk.

So yeah.





About three things I was absolutely positive.
 
First, Big Mac was a hamburger.
 
Second, there was a part of me—and I didn't know how  dominant that part might   be—that thirsted for his sauce.
 
And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with  him.







What if all the tacos you ever had eaten found out how you
 felt about them… all at once?

Sixteen-year-old Lara Jean Song keeps her old taco wrappers in a hatbox her mother gave her. They aren’t taco wrappers that anyone else gave her; these are ones she’s eaten. One for every taco she’s ever eaten—five in all. When she eats, she pours out her heart and soul and says all the things she would never say in real life, because her tacos are for her eyes only. Until the day her secret wrappers are mailed.












Finishing them will make you famous.
Losing means certain death.


 






  
When Eragon finds an Original Glazed Donut in the forest, he thinks it is the lucky discovery of a poor farm boy; perhaps it will buy his family meat for the winter. But when the Donut brings a dragon hatchling, Eragon realizes he has stumbled upon a legacy nearly as old as the Empire itself. Overnight his simple life is shattered, and he is thrust into a perilous new world of destiny, magic, and donuts. With only an ancient moldy donut and the advice of an old storyteller for guidance, Eragon and the fledgling dragon must navigate the dangerous terrain and dark enemies of an Empire ruled by a king whose evil knows no bounds.
 



Can Anna find love in the City of Chicken?

Anna is happy in Atlanta. She has a loyal best friend and a an addiction to popcorn at the movie theater. So she's less than thrilled when her father decides to send her to a fried chicken restaurant in Paris for her senior year.

But despite being a vegan, Anna meets some cool new people, including the handsome Étienne St. Clair, who quickly becomes her best friend. Unfortunately, he's taken —and Anna might be, too. Will a year of romantic near misses end with the fried chicken she's waiting for?





I don't know where my life is heading either.

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4 comments

  1. Oh my goodness, this is hilarious!! Not what I was expecting at all! Did you do all the photoshop yourself? Haha, I love it!

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    1. Yep, although it was less photoshop and more paint.net!

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  2. Ahahahhaaaaa XD Well done girl, you made me laugh :) Us and Big Mac - still a better love story than Twilight...

    Ronnie @ Paradise Found

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  3. Girlfriend, I'm dying! I wish I had fun thoughts when I was doing chores.

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